Could you take this gentleman out

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roseline371274
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Could you take this gentleman out

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” “Thank you.
” “But just like that: who was holding the camera to film it?
” “Uh…
” “There was a Russian filming his friends being massacred? Someone had planted a camera right behind a machine gun? And there, the angle: was it a flying camera or…”
“Ahahaha uh… security?” , I don't think he's a shareholder, and quickly please!"

Having heard the news, Cross decides to leave the laboratory and lead his guests to a fax lists room where what he wants to present is waiting: his latest revolutionary prototype, the Yellow Jacket.

One day, a guy from Hollywood will walk into a real research lab. And I think he'll feel uneasy when he discovers that not everyone is working at impeccably organized designer tables.
"If that's what you wanted to show them, why did you go to a lab to watch the Ant-Man movie in the first place? To make it extra noisy, less comfortable, annoy the scientists who worked there, and make sure as many people as possible knew about Pym's dark secrets? That's completely stupid, you might as well go straight to the right room. Plus, that means you paid for extra sets, extras, costumes for…
" "What the hell are you doing at the security door? Drag Mr. Asshole further away, that's annoying! Escort him out of the building!"

As we hear the squeak of dress shoe heels being dragged across the polished floor of Cross Industries, along with a distant shout  , "Is even a simple business meeting too hard to pull off properly on a budget like that? " Cross continues.

"  So here's our latest project: the Yellow Jacket.
" - Is it a tribute to Yellow Baygon?
- Enough, you little whores. Watch this commercial that explains everything and proves we had screens here to watch what we wanted. The Yellow Jacket is this tiny insect-sized costume that looks like some kind of resin shit you bought for €120 at Japan Expo, there are even scenes where it's embarrassing. As soon as a shrunken man is placed in it, he can reproduce the exploits of Ant-Man! Imagine, a tiny soldier, but fast and violent as a bullet! Capable of putting democracy and freedom in the mouths of crooks all over the world! Now imagine... an army of them! The Yellow Jacket is the weapon of the future! Of course, the formula for shrinking someone isn't perfected, but... wait a second, my phone's ringing.
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