Hunter, leave the lions alone

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So, killing a famous feline was, I imagine, a kind of suicide. Or revenge against all the lions that serve as logos for candy brands. A professional matter, in a way.

But while the Internet is getting outraged before moving on, let's remember that hunters are essential to the regulation of certain species. Not the lion, which is also very easy to hunt (it's still a cat; so apart from 5:30 in the morning when it spends its time running around shitting everywhere except in its box, it's not really a moving target), but many other species of pests industry email list that no longer have predators.

So today, let's help our favorite buccaneers:

Instead, come help control the real summer pests.
And God knows there are many. But let's discover them together!

The surfer, originator of the expression "Breaking the rollers"
The surfer
Hunters, there's no point in bringing your Brittany Spaniel along to track the beast, as it's easily spotted. With his hair blowing in the wind and his smile always ready, you should know that the surfer is afflicted with a terrible illness that means he can only move at a trot. Who knows why, even when he's not in a hurry, he trots along the beach with a huge board under his arm while commenting on the waves with Anglicisms that only serve to remind us of the animal's profoundly treacherous nature.

The surfer does a lot of harm to the ecosystem, since his favorite game is to go and play the fool in the ocean, preferably where it's a bit choppy, namely, shark territory. Once there, he'll complain that those bastard sharks tried to eat his leg again, and will call for a surfers' fatwa to liquidate these animals who have the nerve to call themselves at home. A bit like proposing to organize a metal concert in a brown bear den "  Because the acoustics are great there  " before criticizing the bears for being a bit short-tempered. Even if they are very good at pogoing, let's face it.