- Oh, how interesting!
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 5:14 am
Safety Tales: How a Coffee Maker Attacked a Refrigerator
Vladimir Bezmaly | 06.03.2020
The end of winter this year was more like spring. Warm, rainy and no sun at all. Misha came home early this time. They let him go from work. After all, his wife and daughter got sick, and the commander told him to go home, he was no good anyway. So he came home early. To sit with his daughter.
Actually, only his wife addressed him by name. Misha. Mishenka... But otherwise - "Captain Koltsov, Mikhail Petrovich".
- Dad, sit with me. I've eaten, and you tell me a story? Any one you want, but a modern one.
- Okay, Lenochka. I'll try to tell you a story about how the coffee maker fought with the refrigerator...
- Dad, this can’t happen!
- It happens, my dear. It happens to us.
Mikhail frantically began to invent a fairy tale in which the everyday life and reality of his service would be mixed. After all, he is a security specialist, and IoT device wars are fairy tales only in the imagination of children.
- Well, listen, Lenochka! Ivan had been using "smart" things in his house for a long time. His refrigerator ordered missing products, his coffee maker ordered coffee from the store, told him when to change the filter, add more coffee. And almost all the equipment was controlled by voice.
- Interesting, but not very. One day Ivan came brazil mobile database from work, opened the door, took off his shoes, put his watch on charge, went to the refrigerator and said:
- Oh, I'll cook myself some dumplings!
And the refrigerator responded:
— The doctor forbade it. You can only have oatmeal, and even that with water...
- Well, okay, then I’ll at least take some milk and make some coffee.
And the refrigerator door won't open! A sign lit up on the refrigerator door: "The list of recipes for dinner has been agreed upon with the doctor. You can make yourself a salad and oatmeal. Beer is prohibited. Coffee too..."
Ivan was offended. He wanted to go and make coffee himself, but the coffee maker wasn't working. The refrigerator had turned it off. What a disaster...
Vladimir Bezmaly | 06.03.2020
The end of winter this year was more like spring. Warm, rainy and no sun at all. Misha came home early this time. They let him go from work. After all, his wife and daughter got sick, and the commander told him to go home, he was no good anyway. So he came home early. To sit with his daughter.
Actually, only his wife addressed him by name. Misha. Mishenka... But otherwise - "Captain Koltsov, Mikhail Petrovich".
- Dad, sit with me. I've eaten, and you tell me a story? Any one you want, but a modern one.
- Okay, Lenochka. I'll try to tell you a story about how the coffee maker fought with the refrigerator...
- Dad, this can’t happen!
- It happens, my dear. It happens to us.
Mikhail frantically began to invent a fairy tale in which the everyday life and reality of his service would be mixed. After all, he is a security specialist, and IoT device wars are fairy tales only in the imagination of children.
- Well, listen, Lenochka! Ivan had been using "smart" things in his house for a long time. His refrigerator ordered missing products, his coffee maker ordered coffee from the store, told him when to change the filter, add more coffee. And almost all the equipment was controlled by voice.
- Interesting, but not very. One day Ivan came brazil mobile database from work, opened the door, took off his shoes, put his watch on charge, went to the refrigerator and said:
- Oh, I'll cook myself some dumplings!
And the refrigerator responded:
— The doctor forbade it. You can only have oatmeal, and even that with water...
- Well, okay, then I’ll at least take some milk and make some coffee.
And the refrigerator door won't open! A sign lit up on the refrigerator door: "The list of recipes for dinner has been agreed upon with the doctor. You can make yourself a salad and oatmeal. Beer is prohibited. Coffee too..."
Ivan was offended. He wanted to go and make coffee himself, but the coffee maker wasn't working. The refrigerator had turned it off. What a disaster...