But Fatbouc doesn't know what a book is. And he doesn't have internet. Nor a TV. So he can't possibly know that raptor versus heavy machine gun isn't a sure thing.
And just as they're talking, someone yells " Alert! Escaped pig! " from the raptor enclosure.
Wait! We were clearly shown a shot where the pigs were locked behind armored phone number list doors! Did he pick the lock? Pull out his blowtorch? Is that Michael Scofield the wild pig? Note that the guys are on a mission to guard dinosaurs, but they're already having a hard time with pigs, which really inspires confidence. That's promising. Anyway, a stupid employee tries to retrieve the pig with a pole (well yes, given the park's very limited budget, let's save the pigs, it's expensive), and following a good raptor joke, falls into the enclosure himself. Luckily, Owen arrives, calms the raptors, and manages to escape from the enclosure with the stupid employee at the last minute . This finally convinces Fatbouc, who explains that haha, well done Owen, this is proof that the raptors obey you! They're trained!
It's funny, I saw a scene where Owen and the employee almost got eaten by their own creatures. But oh well. I probably need to watch another movie.
Let's take advantage of this dismaying moment to see what's happening elsewhere:
– Hormonax and Ritalin continue to tour the park. Hormonax is limping a bit with his blood redirection problems, while Ritalin runs around reciting his dinosaur encyclopedia. The best of the best being the local aqualand, where, failing to see reality TV contestants copulating, we can see the Mosasaurus, a gigantic reptile, devouring the great white shark as if it were a gudgeon. The whole audience goes " Wow, so cool! "
And then we remind them that etymologically, "Mosasaurus" means "Lizard of the Meuse," referring to its place of discovery, and immediately, it sounds less cool. Ah, I like trampling on my neighbor's dreams.